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Spider-Man 3 Will Feature “Nothing but” Mary Jane Sections, Says Insomniac, Because “F**k You, That’s Why”
The one thing everyone agreed upon is that playing as Mary Jane in a game called "Spider-Man" sucks. Everyone BUT Insomniac, apparently.

Peanut
Jan 313 min read


Ubisoft Removes Black Samurai from AC but Makes All NPCs Black Instead to “Prove” Feudal Japan Had Plenty of Black People
Ubisoft has decided be bolder than they have ever been before. They're replacing all NPC's in their Japanese game with one single black man.

Peanut
Jan 302 min read


EA’s Newest Football Game Will Only Feature Players Who Have Been Injured This Season
EA is trying something new for once. Only problem is the only thing they could come up with, was a game no one asked for in the first place.

Peanut
Jan 292 min read


FF 7 Director is Happy Mods Exist on PC Because It Lets Fans Experience the “Version of FF We All Want But Won’t Admit”
FF7 is known for two things: A great story and dominating rule 34. Unfortunately, Square Enix doesn't approve so much of the latter.

Peanut
Jan 283 min read


Smash Bros 6 Leaked Title: Smash Bros: Nobody’s First Pick—Said to Include Everyone Nobody Wanted
Smash Bros is known for it crazy inclusions. The next game leaked to go even further with that concept to a place no one wanted.

Peanut
Jan 272 min read


Report: 83% of PC Gamers Have a 300 GB “Homework” Folder Somewhere on Their Computer
83% of PC gamers have a "homework" folder somewhere on their computers. The files inside are definitely not .docx by the way.

Peanut
Jan 242 min read


"7/10" To Be Officially ‘De-listed’ as a Review Score: It’s a “Cop-out” That Tells Consumers Nothing
Are you as sick of 7/10 reviews as we are? Finally this cowards-way-out score will be delisted forever!

Peanut
Jan 233 min read


Elon Musk Offers New Service Where X Interns Play Your Games for You
Musk is always on the lookout for new revenue streams. He may have just found another with his exclusive "Tweet & Cheat" gameplay service!

Peanut
Jan 222 min read


President Trump Signs Executive Order to Make Female Video Game Characters Sexy Again
Today will be historic, as Trump signs in executive order to return all "Mommy Milkers" to video games.

Peanut
Jan 212 min read


MK1 Cancels Future DLC: Leaked Betty White and Rory from Gilmore Girls Fail to Excite Fans
Ed Boon is all out of ideas. Or is he? Leaked build of net DLC pack rumored to feature Rory from Gilmore Girls and Betty white.

Peanut
Jan 202 min read


Hideo Kojima’s Next Game Features a Protagonist Named Ekans and "Only 45 Hours" of Cutscenes
Hideo Kojima's newest Protagonist is named Ekans. Interesting, one has to wonder if such a specific name has any meaning? hmmm.

Peanut
Jan 172 min read


Exclusive: New Nintendo Switch 2 Console Will Ditch the Charger, Instead It Will Run on 6 “D” Batteries
Nintendo is going back to their roots, making their newest console only playable with D batteries. Please god, kill us now.

Peanut
Jan 162 min read


Sony Claims Gamers Are in for a World of Disappointment as They Implement "Smell-O-Vision" Technology on PS5
Ever wondered what the apocalypse smells like? How about prehistoric women who have never taken a shower, well you may just be in luck!

Peanut
Jan 153 min read


Specifics of the Nintendo Switch 2’s Hardware Released – “So Powerful” It Could ‘Almost’ Run Crysis
Nintendo Switch 2 is finally announced. This will assuredly be one of the largest wealth transfers from North America to Japan in history.

Peanut
Jan 143 min read


Google Searches for “Invisible Woman,” “Sit on My Face,” and “How to Install Mods” Skyrocket After Marvel Rivals’ Invisible Woman Release
Invisible Woman has released in Marvel Rivals. Unsurprisingly, Google is reporting the highest number of search terms for her ever recorded.

Peanut
Jan 132 min read


Telltale’s Next Game Will Be Set in the Fifty Shades of Grey Universe, Said to Be Even More Explicit Than the Movies
50 Shades of grey is getting a choose your own adventure style game. You won't want your dad walking in asking if your "winning son".

Peanut
Jan 103 min read


New Breaking Bad Game Announced: "Walking Bad" – A “Barely Walking” Simulator Starring Walter Jr.
A new Breaking Bad video game is here! But don't get too excited, it is quite literally the exact opposite of what you would have hoped for.

Peanut
Jan 93 min read


343 Studios Apologizes for the Failures of New Halo Game for the Fourth Time, Promises This Time It Will Be Different
343 studios has screwed up a beloved franchise more times than Disney has with Star Wars. Looks like they aren't quite done yet though...

Peanut
Jan 83 min read


Hollow Knight: Silksong Director Admits He Hasn’t Started Working on the Game Yet, Trying to Beat Original Battletoads First
We all have been wondering, where is Hollow Knight: Silksong? The answer is somewhere forgotten, where Battletoads reigns supreme.

Peanut
Jan 72 min read


Stellar Blade Developer Rewards Every Employee with a Personalized Sex Doll for the Holidays
Stellar Blade developer Shift Up knows how to keep their employees happy. Apparently, it is done by making sure their balls are empty.

Peanut
Jan 62 min read
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