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Companies Want to Replace Voice Actors with AI Because "Reading & Talking" Isn’t a Real Job
Voice actors work is really nothing more than reading out loud, something we all did in elementary school. Should they be replaced with AI?

Peanut
Nov 1, 20242 min read


Halloween Scaredy Cat Update for Minecraft Raises Age Rating from E to M17+ Adds “Real Life Consequences” for Dying
Minecraft is no longer a game for kids. This update is sure to make you crap your parents. Literally.

Peanut
Oct 31, 20242 min read


Game Awards Ad Slots Skyrocket to $500,000 per Second, and One Good Morning Text to Geoff Keighley Personally
The Game Awards prices for ad slots have skyrocketed. There is one unexpected extra fee developers will have to pay on top this time though.

Peanut
Oct 30, 20242 min read


Sony to Shut Down Concord Developer, Vows to Spend Even More on CGI Trailers to Ensure This Doesn’t Happen Again
Concord will go down as one of the biggest flops ever. Good thing Sony has learned from it and promises to add even more CGI to their games!

Peanut
Oct 29, 20242 min read


Bioware Employees Caught Winking Every Time They Deny Paying Reviewers for Positive Dragon Age: Veilguard Scores
Dragon Age: The Veilguard reviews are suspiciously high. So much so that a review of some footage shows them doing an awful lot of winking.

Peanut
Oct 28, 20242 min read


Roblox Doubles Down on Audience by Shipping Game to Jails, Letting Pedophiles Keep Playing After Being Caught
Pedophiles are safely locked away. But they will still be playing games with your kids. Read why Roblox couldn't care less about your kids.

Peanut
Oct 25, 20242 min read


Ubisoft Announces the Next 6 Beyond Good & Evil Directors, Since They’ll All Leave Anyway
Beyond Good and Evil directors just keep on leaving the project. Good thing Ubisoft has learned a perfect way to avoid dealing with this.

Peanut
Oct 24, 20242 min read


“Biggest Mistake of My Life” Admits Boyfriend Who Introduced Girlfriend to Game That Uses Two Sticks for the First Time
Gamer boyfriend has learned the hard way that playing games with someone who has barely held a controller isn't very fun.

Peanut
Oct 23, 20242 min read


Sakurai, Creator of Smash Bros., Reveals He Had to Make Over 6 Phone Calls to Get Solid Snake in Smash Ultimate
Did Sakurai Finally admit that he does not work as hard as the memes tell us he does? The answer is even crazier than you think.

Peanut
Oct 22, 20241 min read


FF16 Director Apologizes for Lack of Cooldowns in His Game, Promises to Add at Least Twice as Much Waiting for Cooldowns in Sequel
Final Fantasy has always been known for it's great gameplay, engaging story, and cooldowns? Director doubles down on cooldown mechanics.

Peanut
Oct 21, 20242 min read


Amazon Rebooting God of War TV Series—Now in Claymation, Kratos Voiced by Danny DeVito, and Atreus by Michael Cera
Amazon seems to not know at all what they are doing. Danny Devito has been cast as Kratos and it is honestly pretty damn funny.

Peanut
Oct 18, 20241 min read


All Games Featured at Xbox Partner Preview Showcase Will Also Be Coming to the Sega Dreamcast
Did Sega Really just partner with Xbox? Does Xbox even know this just happened? How can a dreamcast run CoD? We are here to tell you.

Peanut
Oct 17, 20241 min read
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